Buena Vista Social Club - Clocks
Nouvelle Vague - I Just Can't Get Enough
The Killers - Romeo & Juliet
| Link 99. Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Seriously? She is dating that turtle guy from Entourage. No really she is. 98. Arianny Celeste 97. Sasha Grey - I prefer my women not to have every STD ever invented. 96. Diora Baird - Way, way, way to low. She needs to be in the top 50. 95.Erin Burnett 94.Alexa Chung - Maybe it's just me but I prefer my ladies not be 6 feet tall and have the body structure of a Somalian refugee. 93.Audrey Tautou 92.Carey Mulligan 91.Julia Allison 90 -> 90.Carrie Underwood - 90?!?! This list is already a freaking joke. Carrie is top 10 on this, or any other planet. 89.Denise Milani 88.Angelina Jolie 87.Maria Menounos - Apparently Maria's agency gives really good gift baskets. 86.Kristen Wiig - Look I love Kristen Wiig. One of the funniest women on the planet. But not one of the hottest. 85.Blake Lively 84.Cate Blanchett - Really? Askmen.com? I don't even think Cate Blanchett's husband would pick her over Carrie Underwood. 83.Diane Kruger 82.Jessica Simpson 81.Whitney Port - Meh-tastic. 80 -> 80.Selita Ebanks 79.Anna Paquin 78.Chelsea Handler - Again, funny chick, built like a linebacker. 77.Joanna Krupa 76.Kristen Bell - 76?! She is at least top 25. 75.Leighton Meester 74.Eva Longoria 73.Alesha Dixon 72.Ana Ivanovic 71.Sophie Monk 70 -> 70. Tricia Helfer 69.Arianny Celeste 68.Gina Carano 67.Izabel Goulart 66.Halle Berry 65.Maria Sharapova - A little too much of an Amazon woman for me. 64.Jennifer Hawkins 63.Aishwarya Rai 62.Ivanka Trump 61.Anne Hathaway - Too pale. 60 -> 60.Eliza Dushku 59.Coco Rocha 58.Cristina Hendricks - I like this pick, I like it a lot. 57.Lucy Pinder 56.Rihanna 55.Emma Watson 54.Marion Cotillard 53.Emily Blunt 52.Holly Weber 51.Taylor Swift - I feel dirty knowing she is on this list. 50 -> 50.Freida Pinto 49.Olivia Wilde 48.Megan Gale 47.Brooke Burke - Brooke Burke has seen more knives than Chef Tony. 46.Grace Park 45.Lakshmi Menon 44.Emily Scott 43.Elisabetta Canalis 42.Kim Kardashian - This ranking definitely reflects her post diet figure. Well done Kim. 41.Ashley Greene 40 -> 40.Zooey Deschanel - Excellent pick here, very underrated, in a hipster sorta way. 39.Emma Stone 38.Shakira 37.Giada De Laurentiis 36.Katy Perry - Bravo, bravo. 35.Audrina Patridge - Seriously? We are now rewarding fake boobs? 34.Salma Hayek 33.Zoe Saldana - It was a shame she was only a Navi in Avatar. 32.Mila Kunis - I remember a friend who once thought that Donna was hotter than Jackie. What a moron. 31.Brooklyn Decker - You see this Federer? This is the bar that Roddick set. You have failed miserably. 30 -> 30.Olivia Munn - Needs to be higher. She is one of the top 5 hybrids walking the Earth. 29.Odette Yustman 28.Heidi Klum - Look, 2003 Heidi was grade A hottie. But 2010 Heidi is in decline. Multiple kids, old, unfortunately Heidi you are no longer legit. 27.Jessica Biel 26.Malin Ackerman 25.Layla Kaleigh - Above Olivia, really? 24.Adriana Lima 23.Scarlett Johansson 22.Keeley Hazell 21.Kristen Stewart - Woww. Yes I pulled a J-woww there and added a "w". Kristen Stewart may not have been the hottest girl at my high school. 20 -> 20.Paz Vega 19.Monica Bellucci - Meh. 18.January Jones - A little too high, January is top 50 material, but not top 20. 17.Natalie Portman - I like Natalie Portman, great actress, cute, funny on SNL, but she isn't drop dead gorgeous. 16.Kelly Brook 15.Padma Lakshmi - Please. 14.Erin Andrews - Look we get it. Some pervert from Westmont violated her rights but to artifically bump her up like this to make her feel better is ridiculous. 13.Bar Refaeli 12.Gisele Bundchen 11.Megan Fox 10. Miranda Kerr ![]() 9. Eva Mendes - See Heidi Klum. ![]() 8. Cheryl Cole ![]() 7. Penelope Cruz ![]() 6. Beyonce ![]() 5. Jessica Alba - ![]() 4. Alessandra Ambrosio ![]() 3. Kate Beckinsale - Excellent choice. Kate Beckinsale is ridiculously hot. ![]() 2. Marissa Miller - Past her prime. See my Heidi Klum thoughts. ![]() 1. Emmanuelle Chriqui - A little too high here. I like her, she is top 20 material but she looks too much like a fembot. ![]() Glaring misses - Jenna Fischer - Top 10 hottie. Minka Kelly - She got Derek Jeter to settle down. Nuff said. Annie Wersching - 24's Agent Walker is top 100 material. Amber Stevens - ABC Family's "Greek" hottie has at least top 50 stuff, with a lot of upside. |