Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Music I Am Digging (Covers Ed.)

Marie Digby - Umbrella

Buena Vista Social Club - Clocks

Nouvelle Vague - I Just Can't Get Enough

The Killers - Romeo & Juliet

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Pithy Thoughts on Askmen.com's Top 99 Women

Link

99. Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Seriously? She is dating that turtle guy from Entourage. No really she is.

98. Arianny Celeste

97. Sasha Grey - I prefer my women not to have every STD ever invented.

96. Diora Baird - Way, way, way to low. She needs to be in the top 50.

95.Erin Burnett

94.Alexa Chung - Maybe it's just me but I prefer my ladies not be 6 feet tall and have the body structure of a Somalian refugee.

93.Audrey Tautou

92.Carey Mulligan

91.Julia Allison

90 ->

90.Carrie Underwood - 90?!?! This list is already a freaking joke. Carrie is top 10 on this, or any other planet.

89.Denise Milani

88.Angelina Jolie

87.Maria Menounos - Apparently Maria's agency gives really good gift baskets.

86.Kristen Wiig - Look I love Kristen Wiig. One of the funniest women on the planet. But not one of the hottest.

85.Blake Lively

84.Cate Blanchett - Really? Askmen.com? I don't even think Cate Blanchett's husband would pick her over Carrie Underwood.

83.Diane Kruger

82.Jessica Simpson

81.Whitney Port - Meh-tastic.

80 ->

80.Selita Ebanks

79.Anna Paquin

78.Chelsea Handler - Again, funny chick, built like a linebacker.

77.Joanna Krupa

76.Kristen Bell - 76?! She is at least top 25.

75.Leighton Meester

74.Eva Longoria

73.Alesha Dixon

72.Ana Ivanovic

71.Sophie Monk

70 ->

70. Tricia Helfer

69.Arianny Celeste

68.Gina Carano

67.Izabel Goulart

66.Halle Berry

65.Maria Sharapova - A little too much of an Amazon woman for me.

64.Jennifer Hawkins

63.Aishwarya Rai

62.Ivanka Trump

61.Anne Hathaway - Too pale.

60 ->

60.Eliza Dushku

59.Coco Rocha

58.Cristina Hendricks - I like this pick, I like it a lot.

57.Lucy Pinder

56.Rihanna

55.Emma Watson

54.Marion Cotillard

53.Emily Blunt

52.Holly Weber

51.Taylor Swift - I feel dirty knowing she is on this list.

50 ->

50.Freida Pinto

49.Olivia Wilde

48.Megan Gale

47.Brooke Burke - Brooke Burke has seen more knives than Chef Tony.

46.Grace Park

45.Lakshmi Menon

44.Emily Scott

43.Elisabetta Canalis

42.Kim Kardashian - This ranking definitely reflects her post diet figure. Well done Kim.

41.Ashley Greene

40 ->

40.Zooey Deschanel - Excellent pick here, very underrated, in a hipster sorta way.

39.Emma Stone

38.Shakira

37.Giada De Laurentiis

36.Katy Perry - Bravo, bravo.

35.Audrina Patridge - Seriously? We are now rewarding fake boobs?

34.Salma Hayek

33.Zoe Saldana - It was a shame she was only a Navi in Avatar.

32.Mila Kunis - I remember a friend who once thought that Donna was hotter than Jackie. What a moron.

31.Brooklyn Decker - You see this Federer? This is the bar that Roddick set. You have failed miserably.

30 ->

30.Olivia Munn - Needs to be higher. She is one of the top 5 hybrids walking the Earth.

29.Odette Yustman

28.Heidi Klum - Look, 2003 Heidi was grade A hottie. But 2010 Heidi is in decline. Multiple kids, old, unfortunately Heidi you are no longer legit.

27.Jessica Biel

26.Malin Ackerman

25.Layla Kaleigh - Above Olivia, really?

24.Adriana Lima

23.Scarlett Johansson

22.Keeley Hazell

21.Kristen Stewart - Woww. Yes I pulled a J-woww there and added a "w". Kristen Stewart may not have been the hottest girl at my high school.

20 ->

20.Paz Vega

19.Monica Bellucci - Meh.

18.January Jones - A little too high, January is top 50 material, but not top 20.

17.Natalie Portman - I like Natalie Portman, great actress, cute, funny on SNL, but she isn't drop dead gorgeous.

16.Kelly Brook

15.Padma Lakshmi - Please.

14.Erin Andrews - Look we get it. Some pervert from Westmont violated her rights but to artifically bump her up like this to make her feel better is ridiculous.

13.Bar Refaeli

12.Gisele Bundchen

11.Megan Fox

10.
Miranda Kerr



9.
Eva Mendes - See Heidi Klum.



8.
Cheryl Cole



7.
Penelope Cruz



6.
Beyonce



5.
Jessica Alba -



4.
Alessandra Ambrosio



3.
Kate Beckinsale - Excellent choice. Kate Beckinsale is ridiculously hot.



2.
Marissa Miller - Past her prime. See my Heidi Klum thoughts.



1.
Emmanuelle Chriqui - A little too high here. I like her, she is top 20 material but she looks too much like a fembot.


Glaring misses -
Jenna Fischer - Top 10 hottie.
Minka Kelly - She got Derek Jeter to settle down. Nuff said.
Annie Wersching - 24's Agent Walker is top 100 material.
Amber Stevens - ABC Family's "Greek" hottie has at least top 50 stuff, with a lot of upside.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Music I Am Digging

T-Rex - 20th Century Boy

Vampire Weekend - Giving Up the Gun

Vampire Weekend - I Think Ur a Contra


Traveling Wilbury's - End of the Line